Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Beyond LOL: Acronyms all Parents Should Know

Warning: some of these are offensive. No one ever said parenting was easy. But this is important enough that parents need to know what kids are saying. I was watching a show of the Doctors and he was asking what GNOC (get naked on camera) meant and I had no clue. Then he wanted to know what GNIFOC (get naked in front of camera) and PRON (confusing way to say porn) was. Again, I had no clue. So I looked them up.



There is another world out there speaking a language that goes way beyond LOL. We all know that you need to be your child's facebook friend or twitter follower. It's so important to know what your children and their friends are doing and saying. I look at it as protecting my child. Besides they're using my computer or the phone I paid for. I'm not ashamed to say that I check to make sure my son is not doing something that could lead to trouble. Some of these are offensive but it's something you need to know. Think of it as a reference guide. These were taken straight from this texting abbreviation post. I take absolutely no credit for knowing or writing these terms all down!.



Texting Abbreviations, Acronyms and other lingo

  • 8 = Oral sex
  • 9 = Parent is watching
  • 99 = Parent no longer watching
  • 143 = I love you
  • 182 = I hate you
  • 459 = I love you
  • 831 = I love you
  • 1174 = Nude club
  • 420 = Marijuana
  • 4Q = F*** You
  • ADR = Address
  • AITR = Adult in the room
  • ASL = Age/Sex/Location
  • Banana = Penis
  • BJ = Blow job
  • BOB = Battery operated boyfriend
  • CBF = Can’t be f***ed
  • CBJ = Covered blow job
  • CD9 or Code 9 = Parents are around
  • CYT = See you tomorrow
  • DURS = Damn you’re sexy
  • DUM = Do you masturbate?
  • DUSL = Do you scream loud?
  • F2F = Face to face
  • FAH = F**king A hot
  • FB = F*** buddy
  • FBI = Female Body Inspector
  • FILF = Father I’d like to F***
  • FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**
  • FO = F*** Off
  • FOL = Fond of leather
  • FWB = Friends with benefits
  • GAP = Got a pic?
  • GNOC = Get naked On cam
  • GYPO = Get your pants off
  • H4Y = Hot for you
  • I%I = Intercourse and inebriation
  • F/IB = In the front or in the back
  • IIT = Is it tight?
  • ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance
  • IMEZRU = I am easy, are you?
  • IWSN = I want sex now
  • ILU = I love you
  • IPN = I’m posting naked
  • ITS = Intense text sex
  • JAFO = Just another f***ing onlooker
  • J/O = Jerking off
  • JEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboard
  • KFY or K4Y = Kiss for you
  • Kitty = Vagina
  • KPC = Keeping parents clueless
  • KWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue action
  • LB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chains
  • LF = Let’s f***
  • LHOS = Let’s have online sex
  • LHSO = Let’s have sex online
  • LKITR = Little kid in the room
  • LMIRL = Let’s meet in real life
  • LY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love you
  • M4C = Meet for coffee
  • MorF = Male or female
  • MOOS = Member of the opposite sex
  • MOFO = Mother f***er
  • MOS = Mom over shoulder
  • MILF = Mother I’d like to f***
  • MIRL = Meet in real life
  • MOS = Mom Over Shoulder
  • MPFB = My personal f*** buddy
  • MSNUW = Miniskirt no underwear
  • MA = mature audience
  • NIFOC = Nude in front of the computer
  • NSFW = Not safe for work
  • OLL = Online love
  • P911 = Parent alert
  • PAL = Parents are listening
  • PAW = Parents are watching
  • PIR = Parent in room
  • PBB = Parent behind back
  • PLOS = Parents looking over shoulder
  • POM = Parent over my shoulder
  • POS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**
  • PRW = Parents are watching
  • PRON = Porn
  • Q2C = Quick To cum
  • RU/18 = Are you over 18?
  • RUH = Are you horny?
  • RYO = Roll your own
  • S2R = Send to receive (photo)
  • SorG = Straight or gay
  • STM = Spank the monkey
  • TAW = Teachers are watching
  • TDTM = Talk dirty to me
  • TTA = Tap that ass
  • WYFM = Would you f*** me?
  • WYCM = Will you call me?
  • WYRN = What’s your real name?
  • WUF = Where you from?
  • XTC = Ecstasy

Be sure your child is acting safe online. Check to make sure they don't have personal information listed on their facebook and twitter pages. Keep your children safe and make sure if they are having sex that they are protecting themselves. It's a different world from the one we grew up in. They have so much more access to stuff (and people) we had no access too. Be careful out there and don't be afraid to get into their business. Your meddling could be a life saving act!.



3 comments:

  1. Wow! I had NO IDEA about most of these! Thank you for sharing this. I've bookmarked it to keep handy when I'm checking out what my kids have been up to.

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  2. I am shocked that kids would be using these...my goodness I am so glad my kids are grown. Internet and texting make it hard to keep up with all of your kids activities.

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  3. I know. It's such a different world. We got to get with the times to understand our kids and what they are going through!

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