Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Underwear? Where for art thou underwear?

I hate shopping. (I know someone should revoke my girl card. Next time I go shopping I'll just turn it in at the register, I swear.) I hate shopping for underwear even more. Heading out to find new underwear that I love was my mission. Horribly, I failed.

I now have 8 pair of underwear that I hate. I HATE SHOPPING FOR UNDERWEAR! You go in fairly confident that you will be able to get it and get it back home quickly. I go looking, not for Victoria's Secret...no,. I just run to Target. I know my favorite brand and I found them quickly. Found my size...yay. Hurry and put them in my buggy. Get them home and I hate the style. Curse you! Did I find out before I opened both packages and washed them. Nope. I was so cocky. Thinking I had finally beat the underwear shopping into submission I shook my fist in the air and let out a primal scream. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. But, yes. I admit I failed. Now I have 8 pairs of underwear that I will make myself wear for the next year. Grumble Grumble Grumble.

Do you have a favorite underwear shopping experience? Share it with me. Please don't share if all you have to say is "I bought the right size, style, and love them." Nobody likes a know it all!


  1. OMG, too funny! Thank you for the giggle this morning! Stopping by from yesterday's blog hop, mostly because the name of your blog is just how I was feeling yesterday....so glad I did. I think that giggle was just the medicine I needed!

  2. aww thanks! I hate underwear...i buy the wrong kind every single time. Really, must I buy the wrong kind every time? sigh.

  3. LOL this make me laugh, you get milk and cookies. Oreos at that! I have found the perfect underwear, once, I should have bought an extra dozen if I had known I would never be able to find them again. They were perfect, no panty lines, no crawling around, nothing wrong with them. I bought them at Walmart and I've looked and looked and can't find them any where any more. *sigh* God Bless my underwear.

  4. I am a plain boring underware kind of gal. I have issues, so I can only wear plain cotton underware. And I've tried nice ones from Vicky's and such...but none are good...except Hanes Her Way. But I feel better I buy the packages of fancy colored and patterned ones. And I buy hipsters...so that is kinda cooler, right??

    So underware shopping is easy for me. Now bra shopping......yuck!

  5. Do what I do -- a sky hubby to gift you a box of undies for your birthday every year, from Victoria Secret. Just ask him to leave out the thong.


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